Five Things I Like
by Ryan Fudger | Feb 20, 2009 |
As opposed to all the things I’ve hated lately, here are five things that make me smile:
1. Coffee. Sometimes I go to sleep anxious of the cup in the morning. I’m really starting to think it’s a sign of addiction, but it could be confused with love.
2. Fat people on motorcycles. I’m not sure why, but they make me really happy. Fat dudes on Harleys make me smirk, but fat dudes on crotch rockets make me laugh. Fat women in Ugg boots on three-wheeled motorcycles get their photo taken. When they wave for the photo opt, it’s classic. Tell me this happens outside of California.
3. Kettle Salt and Pepper Chips. Like heaven. I buy them in bags of two and they generally make me feel ill after I eat half a bag in a single sitting, but they really are heaven on earth. If I had to recommend one snack to someone, it’d be these.
4. Cars. Working on cars. Fixing cars. Geeking out about cars. Everything except fantasizing about cars that I’ll never be able to afford?I’ll reserve my illusions of grandeur to attainable objects. This is my car. It doesn’t work more often than it works, but I still enjoy it.
5. Pacifico. I go through phases with what I like (is three year stint on Gin a phase?) to drink and I’ve been on a beer stint lately. I like Stella, Blue Moon, and Pyramid Heff, but Pacifico has really been doing it. Besides, I usually need a couple after a hard day of talking shit, staring a fat people on motorcycles, and working on my car for no apparent reason. I wish the stuff I had was %9 like this stuff.
February 20th, 2009 on 10:47 am
If you can find 5 things you like in this world, I can too. I’m gunna steal your idea, and do one on my blog. I think next week we should do a 5 “worsts”!
February 21st, 2009 on 4:56 am
I’ll be in mexico next week and thats the stuff you can get cheaper than water down there.
February 22nd, 2009 on 2:16 pm
Hi Ryan,
It is Chris Duncan your favorite dude. I was wondering if I can have my own personal blog on this site? I figure that you would be stoked to have me aboard since I stir up so many visits with my magnificent personality.
I really like coffee too. I often go to sleep anxious for a cup!
I don’t drink beer, but I do drink various non alcoholic beers.
It’s extravagantly priced,but it’s well worth it.
((((Tastes just like beer.)))
Dude I love my truck, it get me around.
(However I’m not a car fanatic)
My snack food is candy and pop corn.
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.BTW you’re famous because you now have a star appearance in the latest Chris Duncan Clothing advertisement.
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn128/dunkdog79/Current%20Projects/maxandsketch2.jpg
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.I love you Ryan.
February 22nd, 2009 on 4:35 pm
Ham it up.
February 22nd, 2009 on 5:44 pm
Yeah?….Dude you are awesome. Seriously you are my new favorite person. I seriously thought that you were taking all of this really really really too seriously. I am just creating content out there on the web for entertainment purposes.IT’S ALL A PRODUCTION.I get to be the director of my own internet show.Aint it cool! This stuff is actually great for RideBmxSite because it WILL draw more and more people to it. Nobody knew that I had this much creativity in my mind till all of this stuff hit the internet. When I was competing years ago I could never get my thoughts out because I had to go through the media filter. Now I’m seriously becoming the peoples choice. I have been misunderstood for too long and now I can be me(no-homo) and I’m in love with my self.
I’m already doing research in getting a body guard for special events. If you ever change your mind and would love to do a story on my for the print mag then let me know and……………….. CALL THAT DAY:415 233 3741
http://www.chrisduncanclothing.com
P.S.
I love you.(ALL HOMO)